i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday
Can Louise do a makeup video with Dan and Phil? I wanna see her do their makeup and not like in a jokey way either forreal
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.
Dan pretending to squeeze Phil’s butt in the Tumblr Tag video.
like he doesn’t get to do that for real ;)
I was bracing myself for a string of no homo comments after the phan stuff but they never came *whispers* let’s be quiet and not scare it away
Top 5 sex positions
- free shipping
- direct deposit
- "sort by price: low to high"
- track your order
- 50% off
oh my god so i was band merch hunting at hot topic yesterday, and you know it was busy, lots of other folks in the store looking around, when all of a sudden the intro to Welcome To The Black Parade came on
LITERALLY THE WHOLE STORE WENT SILENT
IT WAS LIKE 20 EMOS HOLDING THEIR BREATH AT ONCE
they changed it mid song because i think someone was about to start crying
Be nice to other humans which is always good unless you get shot by someone, then I guess that advice doesn’t work in all situations
Dan Howell (via dailyphan)